when words fail me, which is often, I paint. When words work for me and are available on time, I am surprised.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Recycle

Early this morning before school, I made the trip to the recycling center. I love to smash the bottles in the bin. It's a great stress buster. I have alot of stress and lots of empty wine bottles at the end of the month too.

Kramer, my 14 pound terrier is riding shotgun. He jumps out of the car and visits his junkyard dog girlfriend while I do my thing.

Afterwards on the way to school, I start to worry about my brain tumor again. The overwhelming scent of poo, I think, is coming from the earth as it thaws in the morning Spring sun.

"Hey Kramer, did you roll in something stinky again?"

"No Momma, he said, this time it was you"

Agghhh!!!!! poo all over my shoes And my new pants!

8 comments:

Jerri said...

Your brain tumor? Please tell me you're kidding.

Stacy said...

Yes Jerri, totally kidding, I think.
it's just that sometimetimes I am so hypersensitive to smells that I tease myself that there is something morbidly wrong with me. Sorry to worry you. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, as all Jewish cancerians are.Kidding!

Jerri said...

Thank goodness.

Now I can tell you this is very funny. In that oh-ick-I've-been-there-too kind of way.

Winter said...

I wish I had a talking dog.

Stacy said...

Haven't we all Jerri? especially on that dreary school day when you overslept and didn't have time to brush your teeth!

Winter, your dog doesn't talk? Weird!

Anonymous said...

Does Tate know about your blogging, the Tate I knew would think you were very very STANGE!!
But then again with all the weird shit that you are into maybe he isn't the same person I once knew. Jewish really explains a lot.

Stacy said...

A; I read my blog to him daily.
and "my brain tumor shit" doesn't make any sense.
I have the power to ruin your life?! I am absolutely OMNIPOTENT!
Antisemitism is ugly and mighty darned Christian of you.

Winter said...

I'm Jewish, and I do not own a dog.